The Story of LP

So what if he took some of the words from LP writers to make a jingle about LP. What's the difference? It sure has a catchy melody that you or none of your wannabee buddies would have come up with. Stop being so jealous and get a life!!!

Don't be sorry!!

You blow a lotta smoke but you got no fire,with 'ur yada yada yada, yada yada yada, Kiss up to your "A" while you're a big fat liar, yada yada yada, yada yada yada, 'ur a yesman yesman yada yada yada, anutha yes man- yes man- blowin yada yada*******

When I showed this entry to several people I know (after a while I stopped for the sake of redundancy)and their response was "crap", "goofy", "what an amatuer" etc (get the hint?) my own long-er response was to inform the entrant who is obviously a friend to you that he has MUCH to learn about music. What did this entry "convey", anyway? The entrant wants to schmooze LP in some lame way? what's really bunk is that this guy didn't submit any percussion entry, so he's must not be capable enough in that arena to enter his solo on congas etc. But I bet he does want a free set of LP congas, huh Ariel? then you'll need lessons, like you need lessons in vocal training!Lets look a little more realistically about music-take the root blues melodies,for example. Put your own words to someones other than your own melody and call it "your new original song" ...but it's really not original. (and in this case not good, "goofy" as one person I know put it,plagiarism and "stupid" was from others). I have college educated teachers who looked at this submission as "elementary" at best, the entrant not worthy to be in the competition to be a grand prize winner. I mention pros in the business and their hits as a reference to Ariel's unpolished melody that in his unconscious mind took the subliminal and weirdly brought melodies he had heard to the surface to make " his song?"(George Harrison did the same thing with GREAT lyrics in My Sweet LOrd- those lyrics I will forever remember! BUT, it's not his song, get it??..., not his material.Ariel's poem lyrics- pretty lame too- straight out of 6th grade he tries to put the strange melody to it.Read those words at a coffee house open mic, sing it for that matter in front of an all stranger-to-you audience and see what happens.it's not a hit, not even a good commercial jingle as another critic said to me. You'll be laughed and booed off the stage! As for carrying the song with me every time I think of this entry LP, 'it went in one ear and out the other." Ipso facto. Hard for you to fathom,huh? There's a lot of crappy jingles for music equipment out there already that a lot of us who know music have to plug our ears to. God help us if this is LPs desired promotional material.YOU ARE WRONG AGAIN ,JG! Songs that rock ME,and other true lovers of GOOD music, we will ultimately and emphatically remember, word for word, which is not the case EVER here, fellow. I am certain you are just simply another yesman for Ariel-the I'm gonna make me a song about LP self-proclaimed- songwriter. And I'll bet you haven't even memorized his song IN IT'S ENTIRITY like a true fan would. You're no more than another devotee friend who doesn't want to give any constructive critisism...everything Ariel does is wonderful, marvelous. Maybe in your never-tell-it-like-really-is- huggy world dude, but not in mine and my people's world. The guy is not the center of our universe, and is amateur,at best. Sorry to disappoint you.YOU ARE WRONG AGAIN ABOUT THE BIGBOSSMAN, JG. But since you seem vented on carrying your denial to the printed page regarding my critique I gave, you might come to terms with reality,someday.

Above, jerremiasgarcia7 on Oct.31.09 said that my comment Oct.3,09 also above about this entrant was made because... "I'm blown away about the entry". Will someone read my critique above- VERY VERY SLOWWLY to this jerremias character. What's written above by me is not a positive response. I can't see it positively. I said his vocal talent "isn't too bad". That doesn't mean I'm blown away, or that it is worthy. It means he needs help,someday...in the future,MAYBE,he'll pay enough dues in this world of music to be good. The yessman for the entrant is obviously dillusional.Cut the crap,people. If it isn't Raeder or Budd to be Grand prize and first place winners, than the sponsors aren't concerned with REAL talent and only duplicating America's Got Talent for the ratings and publicity, and not for a pro showcase!Hurrah, Ariel the loan officer is the winner of NAMM's Cover Band 2010!!...and next year it'll be coversinger333 and after that in 2012... SUSAN BOYLE.Boy, I sure hope it don't go down like that! and as for the other categories, the same applies. Only those who are pro material ready and will are what it takes to have in a supergroup...no yahoos, or worse, schmoozers. It's time to wake up and smell the coffee!!!- bigbossman